Sunday, August 29, 2010

New Clothes Smell Funny

40, 40, 40


40, 40, 40.
Sto dando i numeri, ma ho le mie ragioni. La matematica è la forma di comunicazione più adatta per descrivere le condizioni del Medano negli ultimi giorni. 40 nodi di aliseo, 40 gradi di torrido anticiclone africano e 40 euro di ferzo in monofilm della 4,2 (l’ennesima riparazione alla stessa vela in due mesi...). A dire il vero di questa North resta ben poco della vela originale: su 4 ferzi ne ho già fatti sostituire 3, le stecche sono di Hello kitty comprate al discount cinese e la carrucola di base è quella di una vecchia Art del 1989 trovata nelle immondizie. Tutto questo al fine di assomigliare sempre più ai local Canari, usi a modificare qualunque cosa sia in grado di muoversi. Prendiamo le auto: fiamme sul cofano, vents of the carburettor Nascar Racing and competition tires are part of everyday life. Here at Medano not get on the roof of the wing of a Clio F16 definitely excludes you from any type of social contact. For this reason, when I have passed the examination of the BTI (review) I will give to my aero wiper blades Renault Traffic (those that you buy at fairs with the inscription in relief "turbo"), cork cover sticker for the tank in false carbon brake and clutch pedal steel perforated (to earn a few grams sull'assetto). Obviously, the mirrored sunglasses of Rambo and Abarth are included ...

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Feeling Hot Then Cold Near Syncope Recovery

2 su 2

I'm here!
I know!
Another wealth of experience to take with you in heart and mind.
As someone wrote .... first trip airline in the history of Inuit and I must say davvero positiva in un'ora e mezza eravamo sul suolo tedesco, un clima "perfetto" ci accompagnava nelle nostre passeggiate alla scoperta di questa piccola cittadina di nome Wiesbaden .
La compagnia di Emanuele, Alessandro e Riccardo, birra, wurstel (quelli erano previsti solo DOPO LA GARA!), ironman shop, ritiro pettorale, perlustrazione del percorso in bici e della temuta salitella al 10% sul finire del 90km ciclistici ..... tutto come da copione.
Il carico di carboidrati della sera precedente viene fatto in un locale che fuori ha scritto ... VA PIANO e dentro un simpatico cuoco napoletano ci prepara un bel piatto di pasta con il ........ pomodoro!
The hotel directly overlooks the ZC does not make us lose a moment of frantic preparations for the big event.
Anxiety usual, the day before it turns into a fervent concentration where YOU WANT TO DO EVERYTHING TO ALL! A fine drizzle
gives us good morning, but there is a head to make this race, there is the will, and then ... we start with the shuttle. The supporters will reach it later, even in the rain will be there when the exit of the village feel swim ........ Renato Di Febo our cry, our joy, our support is more intense and also for us .......... NOTICE!
A beautiful shot accompanies our athlete exit of the ZC and so in the rain for 90km.
We re-enter to change and play a little warmth to the room, but they make a decision and ......... T2 arrival there we were in our smaller sleeping in the stroller in the rain and I do not wait to meet his gaze to see how he is, in the midst of all those umbrellas I see it, we salute you and I'm happy Because now we will go through 4 rounds of racing.
I take a split at every turn, the child was awake and so she can help me in cheering for all those who, in looking at them under water-soaked, muddy, could bring out the sun from the sky that gray German .
1,2,3 ....... e ci spostiamo sotto la finish line dove la perfezione di un'organizzazione aveva fatto in modo che al passaggio dell'atleta si illuminava il display con sopra il suo nome ed il tempo ufficiale.
E così è: 5h05'59''.
In fretta si mettono degli abiti asciutti ed in un attimo ci si dirige sotto una calda doccia.
E poi... il dopo gara... si analizza, si parla, si guardano i tempi fatti, la posizione, sono belli questi attimi subito dopo la prestazione perchè sono gli ultimi scorci ed il riassunto, al tempo stesso, di: pensieri, sensazioni, emozioni vissute.
Si imballa subito la bici quasi si would close the bag in the ... Souvenirs.
are the 18 or so, KURHAUS we expect, this is the exact moment a year ago, same gestures, same feeling (not to be successful), the amount of time that stretches inexorably out of the mouth: "Just come on, so ...", then finally the category M35! The names roll, but then is: ITALY! RENATO of Phoebus!
Joy explodes and E 'DONE!
moments that my mother, there on that stage, that emotion, that joy, shivers run down your entire body.
triumphant, radiant we come out of that wonderful casino that has received in a luxurious and we head to our favorite place .... VA floor, where we get the smiles of our fellow travelers (unforgettable moments and I thank you all personally). A dinner where thoughts, beautiful beautiful this time, they crowd into our minds where we have a smile on his face and where we allow 1 / 2 liter of beer head for the hot dogs? well, it will be for next time!
Last thing of the evening, the communication to our alias Mister Serena Chiavaroli with our proper thanks for the excellent work.
And now?
We just hope you do not miss this latest flight ahead of us!
Thanks at all.

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Power Poin De Travestis

Funny Videos Games

The year was 2003. The world was beautiful, the healthy economy, banks have failed and the stars were so many, millions of millions.
time I dabbled in recreational activities and construction that had the ultimate goal of satisfying the soul and spirit. One of my favorites was the MSVAACVS namely the "montage of silly videos to the delight of friends during the dinner on Friday evening." Besides I was also editor creator, director, actor, pop and operator of the same.
Some met with some success (in light of the facts but I think that the enthusiasm of the public depended on the alcohol content of the evening rather than from a direct consequence of healthy and constructive criticism film ...), while others ended up full of the medium on which they were registered (the drawers VHS) directly into the fireplace.
Unfortunately for almost seven years these files have been enshrined in the hard disk of my old desk-top installed in the garage. The fact that this computer has experienced for years, moisture and dust from this unhealthy environment has certainly benefited from its Windows 95 operating system.
As the experts know a good wine barrels comes out after a few years of rest, of course also the cpu of my desktop, accustomed to the scents spirits of the past, has resumed operation after a period of aging. As if by magic and then some weeks ago, the first data began to appear on the screen moldy.
One of the files that now I was allowed to recover is Funny Games. A very stupid video entertainment in witness of my "youth". To imagine for now are the other ...

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Numbness Kidney Stone

Jokes Littorio

LINK
Panorama Thursday, August 26, 2010, page 87
maverick - Felt Vittorio

Fini was wrong not to tell everything. A man of the institutions can not expose himself and his office in a fool

Many readers ask me how persistently will end, and with what consequences, the story of Gianfranco Fini and the apartment in Monaco at the center of heated controversy. And frankly I do not know how to respond. Not because he wants to keep some secret of which, however, do not hold: just do not have the foggiest idea of \u200b\u200bthe argument for the President of the Chamber to deny the evidence. And that is that quell'alloggio in principle has been the subject of negotiations is unclear and inexplicably ended the orbit of his family, to be exact at the disposal of "brother" Giancarlo, brother Elizabeth Tulliani. Quell'alloggio Yet, according to the will of the noble woman who has bequeathed to the National Alliance, was intended to fund a "good fight" of the party and not to enrich the real estate of someone. That said, Fini said he would if he was smart once the truth without trying to gloss over the issue, expressing impatience with the junta on journalists trying to solve.

Now it's damn complicated. It always happens that way. It begins with a failure, it adds a little lie, then a larger one, at some point, it is hard to go back and say, well, I made a lightweight, but it is not the case crucified; some have done worse and been forgiven. Fini, when it came out the first article of many, we laughed about. The usual Felt that he enjoys doing the peels to the politicians. A horn. Day after day, were published details, documents and testimony that proved the validity of many suspicions raised by reporters. Nothing to do. Speaker of the House has continued to underestimate the mess of the neighborhood of Montecarlo, perhaps in the belief that we would investigate and tired of that we left alone. So, feeling pressured, has decided to respond to our questions, but it was not persuasive. He had to admit that the apartment without his knowledge is inhabited by the brother in law, but did not explain why from him.

So the editors have continued to investigate and they came out of other arcane details. Fini could not be made aware of the strange around the house before being sold on lease Giancarlo Tulliani? The apartment also has been sold to offshore companies at a price far lower than the market: it was later resold to another offshore company to a figure slightly higher, finally came into possession of the nonchalant young.

Why these steps to off-shore companies (West Indies) with payments laughable compared to the value of the apartment? Because the boy, who has spent € 200 000 for a Ferrari, has not spent 300 000 per assicurarsi il pied-à-terre? Forse dietro le società (di comodo, anche agli effetti fiscali) c'è lo stesso congiunto di ElisabettaTulliani? Fini è stato ingannato?

In ogni caso la faccenda, una volta resa di pubblico dominio, andava raccontata nel suo reale svolgimento. Un uomo delle istituzioni non si nasconde dietro a un dito ma dice come stanno le cose. Altrimenti fa brutta figura. E ne fa una peggiore se tenta di giustificarsi arrampicandosi sugli specchi. Meglio una verità bruttarella che cento balle ispirate alla disperazione tipica di chi ha sbagliato.

Fini ha sbagliato a non raccontare tutto. Un uomo delle istituzioni non pu esporre se stesso e la sua carica a una figuraccia.
Someone said offshore company? We want to talk about homes bought to close laughable?

Monday, August 16, 2010

Registro Para Pro Show

Chupa chupa el calippo


Childhood memories and small erotic obsessions lead me to the feast of ice cream. I have no idea of \u200b\u200bthe strawberry flavor to choose from but I think the most appropriate combination with the importance of the moment. Remember it with the eyes of teenage girls and images borrowed from the licked the famous ice cream in the tube. An icicle and its obligations. An icicle and his lucky consumers. An icicle and his equally astute buyers. It happens usually is that the male to the female to offer it in a curious ritual erotic-sentimental only physical-technical background. Discounts grounds and then discounted as the least mental or Consequences at the dream ... Since the fate hardly lacks sense of ignorance this time I decided to put myself in position "contrarian" of the moment: will I be the consumer as part of the ingenuous Federation will be the buyer looking for malicious emotions "immoral." The first phase has always been my favorite: heating. Just removing the cap of tinfoil in fact, the ghiacciolone is not willing to move to fresh air. The grip of the cold alloy cardboard flavored ice in a deep embrace of love that somehow you have to break. E 'at this point that replaces the technique of rubbing his hands, an act in certain athletic aspects (and some known) that to be honest I find it all too well. The ice is now so ready to grow in order to set down in dealing with the magnificence of its second phase (the most troubling) of the tasting. Not to sound sexist, but for a woman is certainly easier to deal with this look ... the embarrassment I feel when approaching a cool ice is matched only by the intensity of the moment. Light and shadow blend into a kaleidoscope of colors as time stands still immobilized by the importance of the event. Some passersby stop their futile wandering tourist to observe the evolution of events, but maybe it's just my impression fueled by fear of failure in the enterprise. Suck the Calippo may seem trivial, but the consequences inherent in such an act can have devastating effects on the psyche of a man. Or so I'm afraid. The sea of \u200b\u200bemotions in which I find myself fighting appears increasingly hostile moment by moment, but l’esperienza unita alla disciplina mi sorreggono dal punto di vista psicologico. Mi sono da sempre chiesto quale sia la metodologia esatta per eseguire l’operazione: inizare semplicemente a ciucciare con labbra voraci oppure avvicinarsi e titillare la punta con il solo uso della lingua? Misteri ai quali non troverò forse mai risposta. Il mio metodo è rude e decisamente poco elegante: strappo un bel pezzo di punta coi denti e lo mastico. Riconosco di aver provato due fitte in quel momento: una all’orgoglio (per non essere riuscito ad esprimermi in maniera adeguata nel gesto), la seconda all’inguine (per una qualche strana correlazione inconscia tra il ghiacciolone ed il mio strumento di piacere). L’espressione dei miei occhi while leaving room for personal interpretations leave little doubt about the fate of ghiacciolone strawberry, certainly much more comfortable out of the hands (and lips) of an inexperienced man ...

Published on August 16, 2010 www.scrivendo.it

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Very Wet Watery Mucus

100% busy creating a better future


I wanted to tell the stratospheric results and performance ... but I'm not science fiction. After the first day of racing I just decided to come back to reality, Refurbished by the events that surround me I will have to concentrate on tomorrow. I retired from competition in Turkey with serene indifference. An attractive future, intense and alive is waiting for me. Only when I have time to think all'aspetto ludico della vicenda "competizioni". Messi da parte istinto e passione sarà la razionalità a consentirmi di prendere decisioni sensate e prive di errori. Nel frattempo potrò godere di tutto ciò di meraviglioso la vita ha da offrirmi.

Sunday, August 1, 2010

Store Fleshlight Houston

final considerations


Sono dieci gli slalom portati a termine nelle acque di Sotavento, soltanto pochi di questi però sono stati effettuati nelle condizioni tipiche di questa zona: vento forte e chop insidioso hanno infatti insidiato gli atleti soltanto nei giorni precedenti la competizione. Le vele sopra la 7,0 e le tavole sui 110 litri (o più) sono state infatti le protagoniste indiscusse quest’anno. Prima di arrivare a Fuerte mi vantavo per il that I wanted to discard the next event in Alacati Turkey (because of the conditions of flat water and light to medium winds uncongenial to me so ... you can also translate: in those waters I feel just a gate). But God always good and ready to accept any plea, after having heard must have thought that if someone does not go to the mountain might as well bring the mountain to him. For this past few days Fuerte became a English Turkey ... just simply cheaper. In all honesty admit that the story did nothing to make me aware of my limitations (and of course those of the Almighty ... but that's another story ...). deeper and more spiritual Let the story of the race seriously: Albeau, hesitant in the early days, it retrieves the lead with ease and professionalism at the expense of compatriot Moussilmani after a brilliant start crashes (so to speak) in fourth place. Cyril deserves an in-depth special: it is the only one of three brothers distinguishable giant and curly, the other two are in fact absolutely identical twins and only identified with the sail number (someone forced them to also use the same brand of sails not ... say no more). Finian amazing progress in a truly exemplary performance culminated with a victory on the penultimate day of competition that throws him into second place. Uncle Bjorn is always there in the top of the class: sometimes opaque with partial results, however disappointing that replaces the first opportunity with first class finishes. Among the Italians just the result of Patrik Diethelm, the eleventh in a crescendo in the final results. In 24 Alberto Menegatti position are always among the top followed by Andrea Rosati (27) the technical and precise Roman athlete has used every opportunity to improve their position in the standings. Cucchi is 31. Iachino, Reuscher Begalli are near-neighbors and between 38 and 42 position. But I fortunately competes for the English flag ... The fact that for all (including the top 10) is sufficient to make a little mistake to slip out of the final (and sometimes even worse), is genuinely reflect the average level of the tour. From personal experience I assure you that already have a start of just one second behind permanently affect the result in the battery (and race). Arrive after the first mark in fourth place puts you in touch with the essential dilemmas of racer: hope someone falls, the victim of a panic attack in a jibe or at least he positioned in a bag of rubbish on the board are not very constructive thoughts to brag the evening for dinner with friends ...

The next round of the PWA Alacati Slalom is in Turkey for 9 to 14 August.

Published on August 2, 2010 www.funboardmag.com